I haven’t had Hamm’s since the 80's. I contemplate it every weekend when I see the $5.99 rack of pounders staring at me from behind the glass door. I think you just talked me into pulling the trigger.

It smelled weird because you expected it to.

Not in Alabama. In fact, you should break Alabama’s back, make it humbel.

Every time I see Nadler I think it’s Dan Rostenkowski.

To be fair, the other 42% voted for George Wallace.

Hopefully they’ve gone to a better place.  I mean, a roadside outhouse would be a better place than Alabama.

To steal a line from Ann Richards, Ivanka was born with a silver foot in her mouth.

This kid was one of my guitar students when he was in middle school.  By high school he was probably better than me:

Superunknown show for me was Tad, Eleven, and Toadies. I honestly only remembered Tad until I looked it up. Maybe I missed the first two.

Badmotorfinger tour, Boston, 1992, Cornell does a stage dive during this song, crowd surfs all the way to the soundboard, where he sings the second half of the song, and crowd surfs back to the stage.

If I was a pro boxer this would be my entrance music.

U.S. kids get Barney. Finnish kids get Hevisaurus: