The only reason he beat his personal best was to get to the end and put his dick away. Classic motivational tactic. Try it and see for yourself.

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

When a white person brings up “black on black crime” that is code for “I do not like black people and I think that they are deserving of violence because they have brought it on themselves”.

Is there a “get hit a lot and take forever” speedrun challenge? If there is, I’d like to put my name in.

now each face a maximum sentence of 20 years

I got to that sentence and stopped cold. What the hell, Jane? Why would you ever put that in there? Someone is having some relatively minor new in-law drama, and you suggest she married the wrong person? That’s.....I can’t call that a jump, it’s so far beyond.

Seriously....like, that has no place in the answer to the readers question. That and the last answer makes me think Jane was not having the best day when this article was written.

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

The fact that your mother-in-law is reaching out to you is a good sign! FFS, stop scouring your wedding photos for evidence of her hatred toward you and your family and just, like, go to Olive Garden with her or something.

This is needed and so wonderful that it is happening. As an old guy who ate the free breakfasts that the BPP set up, I don’t believe you can find folk who grew up in Oakland during that time who don’t love/admire/respect the Panthers.

Being racist can be having stupid opinions about black people.

My friend who was an ADA for 10 years, and unfortunately was assigned more than her share of child sex abuse cases, said in half the cases the parents displayed the appropriate righteous anger (including one mom who, upon finding her boyfriend raping her daughter, called 911 and told them to send the police because…

She better not be charged. He got exactly what he deserved. Sadly, some mothers would not react like this and would keep the boyfriend. This woman should get a statue.

She wrote a rap song...about...skiing?

I was in NYC last week and saw ads for The Mayor all over the place.

Absolutely.

On Tuesday she got a good dressing down in a statement from the state Republican party chair:

When they grew up too much in Shatalov’s apartment in Star Town outside Moscow, the cosmonaut came in contact with the (at that time) director of the Moscow Zoo Vladimir Spitsin.

Fuck the prosperity gospel. Straight=up cancer.