“Oh I totally want more Zubats and Drowzees!”

Trump is the monster the GOP has created, and now OH NO HE’S DESTROYING OUR CITIES AND STOMPING OUR VILLAGES like fucking right, you deserve it, I am Rachel Maddow’s fiendish glee.

When all this is over and the dust settles (inshallah) every person who has held office as a Republican after 1994 (maybe even 1968 if it’s in the budget) needs to have his/her name engraved on a granite wall, six inches high and six inches deep, under a heading of “Enemies of the Republic.”

It’s amazing how everyone of these Republicans seem to have never heard of the southern strategy and how it’s shaped the GOP. These fucks are perfectly fine with genteel dogwhistle racism, benevolent misogyny, and homophobia and transphobia disguised as religious freedom. I can buy that some of them were lying to…

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

Dayum. I’ve been avoiding suits and dress trousers since I put on weight. Having seen this dude, I have no excuse not to get myself to a competent tailor.

I feel for Melania’s feet. Ouch.

Melania can wear the FUCK out of a suit though.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

Sorry I’m not sure, I got it from the Googles. I typed in “racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, garbage made flesh devil” and after scrolling through 10 pages of DJT’s face, this little guy came up.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

I adore Mr. Sebag-Montefiore’s genteel snark. This is the tailoring equivalent of “bless your heart”.

With a name like Ken Bone, he Ken Bone pretty much anyone he wants.

Hello Gawker my old friend.

You’re right. They showed the other angle on CNN last night. HE curved HER. He shook someone else’s hand and then immediately turned away as she tried to get his attention.

This