You know, I’m a man and I would never vote for another man as president. Can you imagine? What if he gets a boner at a UN summit? What if some hot young thing walks past him and he can’t control himself and causes an international incident?

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

As the chick who had everything go wrong with HBC, I'm glad someone else is saying this. I just got a copper-T and am hoping I can quit the conversations with every new doc about how no, hormones make me severely depressed, suicidal, give me migraines three and a half out of four weeks of each cycle, and gave me a…

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

Just one problem: those words are specifically banned by TripAdvisor due to a site-wide ban on "political language,"

I would imagine the space whale would be skeptical of them at first, jaded after eons of seeing its earth-brethren senselessly slaughtered by humans. Leo and Adrian would try to make contact and are confused as to why the whale does not like them. The whale would play a years long game of hide and seek with the two,…

Oh, yes. I am an equal opportunity hot men with animals photos appreciator. See Exhibit A:

Will a hot man with a cat do?

by Ari Schwartz

I actually lead with that as my introduction to all people I meet, as they are my most important attributes. It doesn't matter what the social situation. "Hi, I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight. Can I get two bean burritos and a cool ranch Doritos locos taco? Thanks."

"You guys know about vampires?" Diaz asked. "You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There's this idea that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. And what I've always thought isn't that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. It's that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny…

I know these are all meant to be interesting and playful, but not one person looks like they're actually having fun. I'm not sure if they're all just picking up on this being way too try-hard, or if it was the photographer's conscious choice to have them all looking vaguely upset, but it's not working.

I just love her.

someone watched a shitton of a clockwork orange and was rolling on molly so they somehow thought it was a groovy loving movie.

Fucking Tommy Lee Jones. His face looks exactly how mine did looking at the rest of these pictures.

I think the idea is cool but poor execution.

Listen guys. You might think it would be a good idea to warn young black kids to not do this to stay safe... but I'm told that ALSO makes the police really upset.

Mom we're live on CSPAN! You're embarrassing me in front of tens of people!

I could watch this reaction all day. Maybe I will

This is why, even though I work in political communications and my boss keeps trying to get me to consider speaking publicly on the issue I spearhead - I DON'T WANT TO. My mom would absolutely call in and 1) tell me to sit up straight so everyone can see my pretty face, 2) disagree with me on points of policy, and 3)…