Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Actually, acorn is not the exception. I'm 5'6" and was 116 pounds when I worked in bakeries and restaurants. I hauled 50 pound bags two at a time. I made 75 pound batches of pizza dough in a 35 pound Hobart bowl and deadlifted the whole thing from the floor to my pastry bench a few times a day. And I was far from…

You can bet they don't even bow hunt!

Yeah but, can these dudes PubMed?

This is exactly the kind of bi-erasure that makes women afraid to talk about their sexuality.

Why were you giving head to a guy with dirty hands in your bedroom. I mean camping, festivals, or gardening or something, sure. But if he's in your bedroom and you're giving head, hands should fucking be washed.

Girl if his hands are too 'dirty and gross' for your ceiling, how are you gonna have his hairy Johnson in your mouth? If the bottom of his feet are too dirty for your bed then his naked ass is almost certainly too dirty to be sweating all over your sheets.

Goodbye password123 and hello password321.

You have to admit, the headline is crazy misleading. From the headline, I thought a bunch of comic book store employees were running an actual rape dungeon (a chamber of horrors in which people are raped with enough frequency for that to the be the room's de facto purpose) in the back of the store.

Just a joke... a 'joke' isn't something you say because it's rebellious/weird/quirky to you. A joke is funny. A joke is something that makes you and other people laugh. A joke's entire purpose is to creature humor.

I was going to ask about this. My partner is the same way - he's a picky eater but always reads the menu carefully to make sure what he's ordering doesn't have an ingredient he hates. Sometimes, though, like you said, ingredients are included that aren't listed on the menu. We've had a few arguments about whether…

In case anyone shows up again saying "I'm a white person who is tired of being told to feel guilty about Ferguson" or "I'm a white person who was the victim of racism" (yes, those comments were here), this is you, dumbasses:

Seem? Certain people? I got news for you. Saying, "maybe women should form their own studio and make their pink games for girls" doesn't seem sexist to certain people. It is sexist as an objective fact. You imply that women should be segregated into their own studio because they and what they want are not "main…

We don't all love Timmys. Fresh pot every 20 minutes my ass! You think I don't know what a pot of coffee that has been sitting on a hotplate for an hour tastes like? You can't pull the wool over my eyes, and I know you don't bake your donuts fresh, and your breakfast sandwiches are a crime against breakfast! You are a…

#NotAllRiffRaffs

It probably weighs, like, 60 pounds.

Kim Kardashian's dress looks like a saddle blanket.

I've seen so very many "this is the ONE ice bucket challenge you should watch" that I almost dismissed this one. Fortunately my love of O-Jones and D-Stew made me look. This really is the best and most meaningful one I've seen and I hope it gets the attention it deserves. Thanks, Dodai.

Seriously. That's the "civil rights" sword you want to fall on??? We've got innocent black dudes being shot in the street by the people who are supposed to protect them....and defending misogyny is their civil rights cause?