Breaking: Atlanta is, in fact, in America.

Brah, you go to a state school?

The claim loses its legs when you use “brah” as an insult.

Thanks for making this about you ;)

I was gonna do it, but then you told not me to. That was a close one!

Hot Chicken is Nashville and Barbecue is pretty much everywhere in the South except Atlanta.

Or a boyfriend!

and Salty!

Thanks for walking me along there! I was so worried I’d get lost.

Why couldn’t it have been their Billy’s plane that crashed.

This is what happened. No sarcasm.

Lolz

We’re able to tell your age because you still have your ringer on.

Thanks for making it about you.

If Boston died, nobody would cry.

One of the best comments I’ve seen here. +1

This is a terrible take. Please go kill yourself.

Don’t let anyone criticize you. Hitler’s death was tragic.....

How did you know he reads Deadspin and especially the comments? Do all of them!? Hi Mikey T.! I just think you’re the bee’s knees.