You were doing alright until the Hayward comparison. Hayward is legit good. No need to hate on him in all of this.

Danny Ferry! We missed you!

He’s gonna say Penn St. Just wait. He’s gonna say it...oh my god, here it comes....we’re gonna get to maximum hot takes when he says it....come on Jim! JUST SAY IT!

People should know when they’re conquered.

You’re the guy that thinks participation trophies are good things.

Texas Forever

“Hundreds of thousands” LMFAO. #mouthbreather

It always comes back to Tebow...

Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn’t you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn’t; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?

*woosh*

Hot take!

Like....totally, right?

Just lost NC

^^^^^^This

I have no problem expanding to all of New England.

I was there. I saw the whole thing. He was driving.

Lolz. Good for you for being able to even afford the interwebz.

I didn’t. Just because you were an idiot doesn’t mean everyone was.

You’re from Boston. No one has any use for you either.

At least the change in ownership hasn’t led to any loss in the “I’m not a lawyer, but...” hot takes.