Classic townie grammar

^ This hypothetical is really the closest. There really isn’t anything in American sports that lines up.

Cirque du Soleil

Please don’t ever comment again.

Concerned Soccer Fan was your coach?

Please never comment again.

A walk off in the bottom of the 3rd inning. Impressive.

Please never comment again.

Forgot you spoke for all of us.

I got it. +1

If you died, nobody would cry.

My 2 favorites as well.

Goal. Rashford.

By this logic, Deadspin should also not write anything when GS wins the NBA finals.

The trick PK had nothing to do with their previous misses. As usual, you’re grasping for straws.

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^^^^ this but with “year”.

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