If Bernie Sanders asked you to jump off a bridge would you do that too?

The addiction to painkillers doesn't hurt either.

"Dire Straits."

MAS-culinidad.

Fun fact: El-Purr's real name is Jamie Feline.

Not giving Review's finale the top spot: half a star.

Still beats Jaws by a whole note.

*Spike Lee tweets Will Durst's address*

He's unorthodox, but that's ok, he doesn't perform circumcisions anyway.

I don't think I've seen him since Drake and Josh, so sure, why not?

Y'know, for a second there after Drake and Josh it looked like Josh Peck might become an interesting actor. I'm glad that passed and he's making misogynistic Vines with a rapist now.

Glad to see you stopped being such a vain poppinjay and got on board the Spont train.

Hey, he was funny for a few minutes in Party Down, too.

"Hey Forrest, pedophiles disgust me, but I've also wondered if we should have some sympathy for them. What's it like to be a pedophile?"

I don't know, it seems like any legal team for an insurance company worth a damn would be able to get out of paying out for at least the first house, which could have easily been saved if Forrest had just stood up. And it's on tape.

Weird, I loved the first two albums but I'm having a hard time getting through this one. I don't hate it or anything, but it's just not grabbing me like the others did. Maybe I just put myself in the wrong headspace listening to the new CHVRCHES album this morning.

You might want to get that checked out, I don't think a human heart is supposed to be that big.

I thought the whole "Alexander Hamilton hip-hop concept album" was a bit of funny stage patter when I saw that, or at best something along the lines of Sufjan Stevens saying he wanted to write an album about each of the 50 states. I've never been more happy to be wrong.

I was floored to see Daveed Diggs is playing Thomas Jefferson. His group, clipping., is maybe my favorite newer hip-hop project, but it's so aggressive and raw that the last place I expected him to show up was in a Broadway musical about Alexander Hamilton. And he kills it in the Cabinet Battles.

He was definitely leaning in to the "walrus-esque" aspect of his look in that one.