First gen S80.

You haven’t been to Buffalo lately, have you...

They’re the best feature on here right now.

Yup. Verbatim.

The Fake World of Yesterday’s Ads seems like a nice place.

Fellow e39 owner...i’m still amazed when I get to the parking lot at work and my car is dwarfed by a new Camry.

Oof.

Awesome in theory; I’m not sure about the execution.

It doesn’t. They’re two removable modules. You unbolt one and install the other.

As a former OAS troop at Ellsworth (34th), salutations!

At least in the B-1B, unlike those poor schmoes in the fighters, you’ve got room to stand up and stretch...and a proper toilet and small galley.

The most endangered thing in this photo is the green Mass. plate. They’re almost all gone now.

I’m reminded of this every time I go to Des Moines.

Eh, probably. One, at least, I suppose.

So many questions on this one...

Can confirm Doug’s dispersal theory. I currently live in one of those third tier cities (Cedar Rapids) and there are more Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Maseratis, Bentleys...you name it, than you’d think a mid-sized, mostly blue-collar town could safely contain. I will guarantee you, though, that not a single one was bought…

Not according to the Ford Oval on the snout, no.

Ah, the EXP.

It was...well, it was better looking post refresh, that’s for sure.

Nah. It wasn’t in quatrain form.

“When the great Teutonic
bottoms its depreciation curve
All will flock to it;

Hell, I learned verbal judo in USAF aircraft maintenance school. I got a 98% on my advanced Yo Mama jokes section.

Then you’re down to shitty engineering.

I get the point behind the Hellcat; I love the pointlessness of it, the noise, the presence; it’s in Chrysler’s execution of the concept that it falls flat on its face.