She was also very obviously wearing makeup.

What irked me about Alicia Keys “no makeup” movement is that she still wore makeup

Says the woman with the immaculate cheekbones and gorgeous hair. :)

They will always be the twins from Big Daddy.

Why does Jenner look like a white, with a tan trying to impersonate blac chyna?

I’m pretty sure the loud thud Justin’s downstairs neighbor keeps hearing isn’t weights but Justin unfurling his dick from his sweatpants. He’s gotta let that thing breath once in a while.

But she didn’t want to mess up her hair in the convertible, so she happened to pick up the hat, which happened to be her only hat.

Please get rid of the hat.

It’s called a ponytail, Caitlyn.

In these troubled times it’s heartening to see brave celebrities like Justin Bieber take a stand against clothes that fit. So fearless.

I would love Jezebel 1000% times more if they would drop the posts on d list jerkoffs that no one gives a shit about.

Hello lovely people. This is me on this day of emotional opposites:

I’d like to tell you all about my newest invention. Red wine and peanut butter by the spoonful. It’s tastes like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But it gets ya drunk!

ftfy

Someone save me! Two of my three kids have a summer cold (along with me) and I think I might lose my mind with the whining and crying.

THIS BITCH ACTUALLY TRIED IT.

Whitney Houston was MEDIOCRE? Come the fuck on, Madonna.

“I have very little time for watching TV.”

“We take issues of this nature extremely seriously and have a zero-tolerance police for any professional misconduct,”