I’m reading it as “Nice to Nasty”, like a girl pop group with members of varying sluttiness.

Death comes in threes, so can I nominate Trump and Mitch McConnell? Is that how this works?

Phaedra’s dead emotionless face while getting caught in lie after lie was unsettling. I see her twitter no longer has RHOA on it. I hope they let her go.

But if I spend it all on soap and alcohol to kill the memory of someone who looks like a SVU person of interest on top of me, was it worth it?

There is no amount of money or penicillin you could offer me so I’d wake up and see this douchebag’s boat shoes and pink palm tree printed shorts on my floor. He looks sticky. No thanks!

Very Kim K.

I want to know who she pissed off at HB to draw those eyebrows on her face like that! Was it the MUA? Or the editing staff who used MS Paint?

Can we talk about Kendall’s Harpar Bazarr cover?

Moms! Keeping the wine and pharmaceutical industry alive since 1880!

Zoe Kravitz makes me understand the Kinsey Scale so much more.

I bet she wore something passively racist, like a dashiki or faux dreadlocks. Or a Nigerian head wrap.

My mom just told me that some people don’t find someone, and that’s okay!

That’s the most famous music artist trump can get.

And the same city where her sister was traumatized by being bound and gagged? Let’s not use the word traumatized so lightly.

I’m sure society would never accept their relationship. I personally think it’s sweet when a Deatheater finds a host. Parasitic relationships start with love first!

I loved this show from beginning to end. I didn’t realize I was in love with Zoe Kravitz, but now I know.

And how do I get out of the grays? I haven’t caused any trouble!

Etiquette question. A friend of mine invited me and a male friend to a baby shower. I don’t know either parent. I told her the new mommy might not want strangers at her baby shower. Friend said it was okay and she’ll ask the new mommy if she can bring a guest. The male friend agreed to go. I declined.

I broke down and bought Makeup Forever’s contour palette. Expensive, but my cheekbones are popping!

I reread what I wrote, please don’t take it as body shaming. I’m a big girl myself, and he made me feel bad about my size constantly. His worst fear was getting fat, and karma came and bit him in the ass.