Nothing wrong with bourbon on the rocks!

RED WINE IS LOW CARB Y’ALL! This diet is great!

Low carb Mexican pizza and red wine!

Was this article edited by Mama Brown?

Fuck Chris Brown.

Right!

Leave Justin alone! Does no one remember what it’s like trying to transition from diapers to the big boy potty?!

When will this awful eyebrow arch bronzing END!!!!!

Tito’s and lemonade for me :)

I’ve never really done that before, so I don’t know where to start... just a little scared.

Literally. I plan on taking a couple of weeks, eating right, and exercising and losing some of this stress weight.

I walked out my job today. I never felt better.

This is a picture I took in TJ Maxx. On the right is Calvin Klein. The left is Ivanka’s crappy knockoff. Maybe if her line had a ounce of creativity instead of being shitty knockoffs, it would do better.

I’m betting on them mispronouncing her name.

This. We’d all forgotten about her until this. And as someone on twitter said, all she’s doing is singing, not discussing issues. So, Girl Bye.

I’m sure Eric Trump has a garage alt rock band that’s free.

Someone make sure to tell Mama Weiner to knock before coming in her son’s room.

Either they downgraded Chachi, or they didn’t invite him. Either way, burn!

But when will someone make a male strip club where the dancers listen to me when I talk about my day and bring me cookies and tell me they like my hair?

Love it. That is also true for all of her relationships.