“She’s a nice lady...” is equivalent to a Southerner’s “Bless her heart”. Beautifully done. Bravo!!

She seems like a perfectly okay human being, I just don’t get the hype around her.

I’m free! All I need is a mid-priced bourbon and a salty snack :)

I used to get them all the time until I got surgery to remove it for good. Pilondial cysts usually occur in hairy people, and one doctor didn’t understand why I got them, because my “buttocks is remarkably smooth”. Thanks doc!

This is the hardest decision I’ve had to make all day. I think I’ll eat my Halo Top and cry and look at pictures of Jason Momoa all day and pretend this never happened.

Cheddar Biscuits all day!!

Yea... Hillary’s idol

My question is, fake or not, aren’t the Kardashians constantly followed by paparazzi? Except for this particular night? And where is the film crew for the reality show?

Especially the “you don’t pay taxes”.

I suggest whiting out the “vote” and replace with “dear”. Since those statements are true of him.

I’d still let him hit it, but wouldn’t text him back. LOL!

Side note- what’s up the hair coming out of his boots? Is leg hair centralized like that? Are they squirrels?

This sounds like a Trump campaign for making America great again. Let women know the best thing about being a girl is being pretty and getting compliments!

No crawlspaces. No attics. No basements. No sewers.

And so starts Taylor Swift’s “It’s Not My Fault, It’s Never My Fault” tour, featuring her new single “He Loved Me Too Much (This Song is Totes Not About Tom Hiddleston, Geez Guys, I’m Just a Great Writer)“.

No fan sites. Yet....

That's Julius! Long time bodyguard and seer of shit that goes down in the Carter-Knowles household.

Will that the plot resolution on their finale? Will the final line be spoken by Kylie? After surgeries and rapper boyfriends, she finally gives up. She sits in front of her mirror, and washes her face and takes out her extensions, How to Get Away with Murder-like, and whispers to herself “I guess I could never keep…

You’d think a convicted felon with a history of assault and domestic violence charges, erratic behavior, and a ton of cash would be a little bit more careful about the company and guns they keep. But you know, whatever.

And didn’t Ray J just get married? Why are you at Chris Brown’s palace hanging with him and random women? I'm sure Mrs. Ray J is not happy about this.