He ruined the initiation!

I vote for Kardashian Krosss-stitch Kardashian.

Kobra Kommander. Kueen King Karma. Kite. Kamikaze.

I'd eat that, then hate myself afterward. I'd love it in a homemade hot pocket calzone kinda thing so I could be mobile and disgusting.

Thank you for that! I laughed louder than I thought I should. He's such a dickshit.

I don’t who to be mad at. The clueless venue who thought it was good idea to have Chris Brown in the first place, or this kid who has gotten numerous second chances and refuses to learn. Chris Brown is the personification of a garbage fire.

Or just be in relationship without cramming it down everyone’s throats. I get it, your sex is prettier than mine. They have their assistants light a million candles, spraying their bodies with droplets of dew from the mountains of Andes and have them bring cookies from a little bakery in Italy afterward. Yes, you both…

Ugh! Pleated skirts and bloomers with pockets for tennis balls! So uncomfortable! I wouldn’t mind some boy shorts with pockets for walking around the house with somewhere to put my phone and remote control.

Indecently rich pop star girlfriend who travels frequently for worldwide tours with access to private planes and yachts says UK is “too far”. She’s just not the into you, bro.

They invented murder and fire as well. For they are from the first humans, and will be from the last. They will always and forever be.(I like to pretend they are an immortal coven.)

Demi Lovato is my attention starved puppy who keeps bringing me toys when I’m working. “Yes honey, you’re very cute, but Mommy’s busy right now.” So she goes in the corner, stares, and pouts until I look at her again. Then the cycle starts anew.

“She’s young,” he said. “When you’re young, you’re going to make mistakes.”

“I’ve never met Kim Jong Il, but he and his people always seem to be in good spirits. Four and half stars.”

Ariel Castro’s neighbors thought he was “great guy” who loved Harleys...

I bet he gives Yelp reviews about restaurants he’s never gone to. “I don’t know if the food is good, but I hate the way the host is dressed. One star.”

This proves that celebrities are just normal looking people with great lighting.

The look of fear and regret from trying to step to the Knowles. Maybe someone told her Solange was coming.

Unless the concierges make notes on all of the guests’ complexion and makeup, it’s all null and void. To me it seems like they have seen her with bruises before, and look at face to see if there that day.

It's a shame that you can go to any plastic surgeon and get a your boobs bigger than your head, but you have jump through hoops to get the smaller. I'm sending you all the luck that something will go through!