wow, your mobile phone must be huge then...

thoughts and prayers for RDR port or RDR2.

That’s were I’m getting off. It’s the stop closest to the boulevard of broken dreams after all....

Could you drop me off at “Seiken Densetsu Collection Will Never Be Localized” Avenue?

Fwiw, the switch screen isn’t exactly tiny and the whole point is that you don’t have to play it on the small screen when there is a bigger screen available.

Do you speak german? Because this train tends to leave from platform number NEIN.

All disembarking passengers will receive complementary internet rage that Nintendo didn’t deliver them things they had no reason to expect besides getting their own hopes up.

Next stop: No-Smash-mentioned central. We will allow for a brief stop and continue our way to : no-metroid-news, no-pokemon RPG news, no-bayonetta news, a really-extensivedeatiled-look-at-Blastoise-for-Pokken-that-goes-on-loooooooong-west, and our final destination…

All aboard the Unrealistic Expectations Followed by Crushing Disappointment and Misplaced Anger Train!!!

LET THE 3DS DIE ALREADY.

While we’re talking about sports event mascots, allow me to brag a little and share with you the mascots for 2018 Asian Games. Which will be held in Indonesia this summer.

I take it most people think this is a good thing XD. I do anyway. Now have the Final Fantasy Victory theme play when something is won :P

Not before making Konami well aware of a “Fuck Konami” from within its own walls. That’s the good part.

AND.... that’ll be patched out before the end of the day.

Right?? It’s way back in my mind, but the more I see the more I like. AND it looks like my kids can safely play it. It’s clearly a Day One purchase, and I never buy day one anymore.

I don’t care what my freak of nature ends up looking like, though this seems like a cool character creator, because regardless I will end up calling it either “Snuggles” or “Sir Pounce-a-lot”

I’m sorry you found out this way.

its an open world rpg-ish game. its the elder squirrels.

Man, the Redwall franchise has really changed since Brian Jacques died.

My first job out of college was a sushi place in Portland, Maine. We had a three course lobster option for a while: sashimi (tail); soup (other parts); lobster roll (claw). It was about $30-35 (circa 2002-3).