Paging Regis.

I feel dirty for reading this.

Jeezus. Give it a break. How else do relationships break up?

Consequently, if I post this Gawker link to Facebook, the Busch Light Fairy will be forever connected to my Google name search.

@Eleanor Ramilly: It's Warhol's "Flowers". Original=$2,256,000. Print=$100. Fun fact: Murphy Brown had one hanging in her entry.

@jezebellian: What? If his lyrics "didn't really speak to you", then his being gay would matter? WTF? I hope that you're only guilty of poor writing skills.

@AbbyNormal: You're welcome. Obviously David Blum doesn't have internet access. And with all the Scary Sadshaw (thanks emily) wannabes in NYC, why the hell did he pick her?!

oh jeez. Claudia is quite a piece of work. An example of her writing;

Okay, Jezebel rocks and I'm hooked. Where's my cupcake?