“Watch the full rally below...”

“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler

Probably the only decent acting in that movie.

‘Tis the season.

Her Weakness isn’t glaringly apparent to you? it’s That she is emotionally shattered by being abandoned, and her first idea to use the force is “I will dominate this guy, like the awful person who was just in here did, because it serves my purpose”

Let’s be honest though...having the best aim of any Stormtrooper is a pretty low bar to set. That’s like being the fastest sloth.

In Australia it's called a willy willy. Not even joking.

Just don’t buy a real skull unless you’re sure you’ve accurately gauged your spooky adult’s spookiness and any applicable state laws.

The Robert Smith devotional candle made me laugh out loud. But twenty years ago, I’d have pined for one in every color.