I forgive you for misunderstanding my comment.

Just forgive me- It’s not like I raped or killed anyone.

I read polls. American Christians are vial. Don’t need to turn a television on for that. Just need to consult polls. These people love lying to their children about basic science, and disowning them if they turn out to be gay.

I forgive you for being a dupe.

I forgive you for your rude behavior

You don’t know shit, so keep your smug assumptions to yourself.

Try telling them that about gays. They still can’t bring themselves to do it.

You don’t have to forgive anyone to move on. That’s the big lie religion teaches people.

A crop circle seems appropriate.

I’d suggest he be human. Jumping to forgiveness when your wife’s body hasn’t been buried yet is fucking insane.

Unless your kid is gay.

Right. A religion based upon a necessary human sacrifice, but it’s all about love.

Apologizing for your wife’s rapists and murderers is probably worse.

Yeah. Nothing says love like torturing and murdering your own kid.

This may surprise you, but I wasn’t speaking to him. He doesn’t read this blog, and he will never read my comments.

You’re not familiar with evangelical Christianity? You must be foreign.

Get your hormone levels checked

I still see her as a tongue. A big, wet tongue, buried deep in a sticky hole.

I bet you believe what politicians tell you, too.

Oh, for sure. It’s always admirable when someone finds silver linings in their still-warm pregnant wife’s semen-covered corpse.