Can't believe I forgot Jesse James' attempt.

Joshua says: Greetings Professor Falken.

Bodyside not's really what I was after, I guess. More of the layout, which followed the same rules as the original Mustang. Long hood, short rear deck. Result = cab rearward. Now we have a four-door Charger, but it's "diluted" from this concept, which still really trips my trigger, 13 years later.

A million years ago (back in 1999), I wrote to Dodge to actually bring the 1999 Charger concept to production... albeit with normal propulsion (not CNG) and 5 seats (vs 4).

Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.

That... is pretty much a bunch of munitions that someone strapped an airplane to, as opposed to the converse.

That's worse than Hennessey's CTS-V getting a call from OnStar after a run, for a 'vehicle event'.

Is that what that is.

I never knew 3 speed automatic only.

This just would have been so more epic if they had simply dispensed with the trailer.

Ah - thanks Bourgeoisie. Sorry - didn't catch that first time around.

Sure, if illegal.

As a native of just off the Westmoreland exit (32, if I recall correctly), part of the Mohawk Valley... I know what you mean.

Loved your post. Especially the line near the end about them not even being bothered to shit properly.

Sure. If an idiot wants to so blatantly endanger others by traveling far in excess of the speed limit, stunting and hitting triple digit speeds... then I'd say it's my duty as a LAW ABIDING CITIZEN to communicate that.

Not the same insane speeds, but a dumb motorcycle story, also in upstate NY.

Correct... 'cept for one thing. Once out of sight, there are the median crossovers. "Official use only" doesn't mean much to a lot of people. My favorites are the tractor trailers that sit there for a long time waiting for an opportunity to pull out. Anyway, take one of those, and just amble along with no…

The transformers reference totally makes this comment.

That they do. I was kinda sorta looking at a Barolo Red one (same very nice maroon shade as my wife's E350), but have a really tough time pulling the trigger on a vehicle that costs about $50-60K, is 5 years old, will almost certainly be a maintenance nightmare, and that is an ideal road-trip vehicle but one I'd feel…

Lessee.... I work from home. I need to transport my kids. I have kids I want to continue to be around for. I already have a pilot's license I can't afford to use (flying is stupid-expensive).