R63 was the answer. I wish Mercedes would figure out the question.

Granted, it's asking price, but can you point me to a '10 E63 for $30K? The one I found locally has just under 40K miles and the ask is $68K.

Much better. Much MUCH better. Zowie.

'Fraid not.

Deep, that is.

Is that what happened?

Welcome to Minority Report - Home Edition.

ROFL.

Before I got rid of my Civic Si (RIP), I thought very seriously about getting a hidden hitch installed for purpose of carrying bicycles on a hitch-mounted rack.

Apparently I was into solo drifting before it was cool.

Looks like it's wearing a tree toupee in the last pic.

My wifi is locked down... but even if it weren't, the lifespan of a typical router is short. I'm probably on my fourth router since they went by here a couple years ago.

That's a Cougar, I'm pretty sure.

TL;DR

Wow - quite a tale.

Does it come with a CHEVY hat with built-in mullet, so the aristocratic gentleman who undoubtedly is the new owner can fit in when he wants to?

That I can understand. I was within a day or so of pulling the trigger on a Rallye Red Si sedan... then talked with a friend still driving his Accord... after 19 years. Got thinking that I'd be "that 50-year-old driving his midlife crisis little red sports car", and decided to go a little less flashy.

Nice.

LOL Great News Great News Great News Great News Great News Great News Great News!

I so thought and hoped that was a compilation of every time he's said "Great News". I even clicked on it... only to have to live with disappointment. :-(