Here ya go. :-)

Chuck Yeager's Advanced Flight Trainer (if memory serves).

Wait - not SR-71 edition, that's the ultra-rare Madonna edition.

(If I can find it,) I can post the video of my drive in a Gallardo. It was even the same 'magnetic' yellow as the one here. Totally uneventful.

"Oops" doesn't even come close.

That is stunningly awesome.

Driver's license? When on a bicycle?

The last bit of every (road) ride for me ends with a good downhill in my neighborhood. I regularly exceed 35 in that 25. Just after the bottom, I turn left onto my street; while decelerating, it's not too bad, and I usually make that turn right about at 25.

I forgot my best.

Yup, zero experience overall, very zero experience in snow, typical teenager who knows everything and is invincible, RWD, throttle response measured in seconds. Recipe for trouble.

Anything my wife drove last.

Really before mine, too.

I'm just a few sips into my first cup. I'm definitely not awake yet, either.

I suggest you return forthwith to repose.

Sorry - can't go there.

Are we sure that's the DRIVER's foot?

Ah. Owego. Cortland. Ah.

The link itself describes how long it would take me. At a minimum.

I rode in the 'back seat' of a Mondial once.

OMG! The Civic Si didn't make the list!!!