Original poster comments on Tips said he did indeed jump in the back / trunk.

Yeah. Saw this on Tips. Holy Good Lord.

If you short-press the cruise button, you get the tecchie-cruise.

You mean like the radar cruise control in my wife's Infiniti Behemoth (aka QX56)?

Clarification: 45-55 ZONES easily. Darn near everything I ride on is between 35-55 limit.

Maybe, but IMHO, $kay's in a class of one.

101.... that's in California, I think.

45-55 easily, perhaps not as often on freeways, but otherwise the analogy still fits.

I have loud pipes on my bike too.

FINALLY!!! Now drivers stacked up behind me will only think I'm an asshat Ferrari driver for delaying them, not an asshat bicyclist. Just what I needed.

Michigan's upper peninsula wants to secede?

- Flew from NC to Boston to buy a new car ('07 Honda Civic Si).

You can do a basic tune-up... and you have a '73 Caddy?

4 gears? What is, this, an early 80's GM Automatic transmission (on which reverse has already gone out)?

The house I grew up in had a nice, steep-enough driveway. In upstate New York. In a lake-effect snow band.

You, Monsterajr, are my idol.

It's going to be off by a shade due the to slow shutter speed. Apparent length > actual length.

'93-ish Buick Regal?

I'm not sure whether I should be ashamed that I found this quite humorous.

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