Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Hmm I am going to need to wait and see Nate Silver’s projections before I can get excited

Well, he does have good stats. Terrific stats. The best stats.

VIOLENTLY ripped the ball from him? Get the fuck out of here.

Stop. Stop right now.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

“Challenge accepted”

I was there yesterday. After the rams fumbled the opening kickoff and the falcons scored on the next play, a guy a few rows in front of me stood up said basically “fuck this, I have better things to do” and left. He never came back. The guy left after 2 plays. It was easily the best thing I saw all day.

“NBA Countdown is back!” - Magic Johnson

I believe those were the exact words that sent a Cardinals exec to jail.

Convenience + adorableness + nostalgia factor. It’s that easy.

Don’t preorder games does not extend to hardware. I always preorder hardware.

Where’s the link?

boooooooo

“participation doesn’t clip”

That’s me on kinja.

Yeah, I went back to Destiny too last month when the DLC came out...

If you want me to keep you alive, please stop skipping the revive timer, and let it run it’s full course. I see that you have 50% of your timer left, and I know you killed yourself as I was standing over your now fresh corpse.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

If ESPN keeps losing people at this rate I might start watching again!