Is it possible that Ted Cruz is not a great constitutional scholar or master debater...?

Boy, first we find out Paul Ryan isn’t a policy expert and now this. My faith in the party of Lincoln is starting to waver, guys...

I’m getting pregnant just thinking about it!

Pretty sure he has, it’s just that it’s indistinguishable from his normal level of discourse, so no one noticed.

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-genous That We Look a Lot the Same.’

And ladders and shovels and dynamite and bolt cutters and welding torches and pick axes and rock hammers and Rita Hayworth posters and...

The representation of the first Slayer bothers me too. I’m wondering if they were (perhaps erroneously) trying to draw on the concept that humans as a species started out in Africa and the Slayer has basically been around since the beginning of the human species? Still not great though. I thought though that…

“Not me!” said the flea.

When that chair started leaning back, my friend shouted “They’re waterboarding Beyonce!” I snarfled Diet Coke up my nose and haven’t been right since.

That milkshake would bring me to the yard....

In used to feel the same way but ever since I realized the Brits use it with abandon, I have embraced it. Their usage is more of someone who is an idiot, rather than being so gender specific.

Have you read any Octavia Butler?? She’s my other favorite feminist sci fi writer.

But what color is his dress?

I don’t understand this particular character trait, as this movie is set too far into the future for Jim to plausibly remember a time when humans were needed to fix stuff by hand, but hey, I’m no screenwriter.

57 is elderly now?

Sometimes I think about two women doin’ a spell... and then I do a spell by myself.

False-flag operation, natch. Team Sane sends a crazy guy out to do a crazy thing claiming he’s working for Team Crazy, thus making Team Crazy look crazy to those who somehow weren’t clued in by all the crazy in Team Crazy’s brochure.

Here ya go:

Or even better, to prevent an election.

...open Senate seat belonging to retiring (and scandal-plagued) Republican Sen. David Vitter.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.