“Grab it by the peak.”

I’ll do you one better, all the people working at the lab and in westworld except for the old guy running the show and the tough-as-nails security guard are androids.
Remember in the first episode when the writer had that cliffside talk with the security guard and he said that something big was happening and she said…

Oh man, if you’re mind boggled by him now, please read The Monster of Florence. It is an absolutely fascinating true story about a serial killer that killed for decades in Florence and the complete ineptitude of the Italian justice system. Mignini was only slightly less contemptible than the murderer.

That’s when you go into another room to mix the drinks, and replace the 12 yo scotch with Kirkland brand whiskey.

They deserve EVERY offense. It was a bullshit moment. If I’d had another bottle of anything, I’d have saved that shot of Balvenie for a true believer.

What does the kid who thinks he’s a fox say?

You’re lucky, then! I worked all over the East Coast and Midwest before moving to Texas, and in all those places I’ve encountered people who preferred to speak to male employees before me, or assumed I was a volunteer or lower-ranking staff person even when I was a manager. I find it more common in the South, though,…

This is my favorite reply I’ve ever received on this fine site.

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

It’s from Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse!

Conflict Diamond

and? Swerving the argument to taxis is a distraction from the playbook of Uber and has nothing to do with Uber operating in the city of Austin. It’s just an image that works to portray them in a good light, “ew don’t you hate going in a dirty taxi with shady taxi drivers?” This was never about taxis. Austin didn’t say…

Yes, it does. I live in an old neighborhood in Austin, just north of UT. The houses in this area were almost all built in the 20's (Hyde Park/North University). Pemberton, Old West Enfield and Judge’s Hill are also neighborhoods filled with older houses.

For him to think he deserves any credit for ‘saving’ her is just repugnant.

I suggest that we ignore when people say “it’s my right!” as a rebuttal or justification of their actions, unless they are specifically arguing with a government that is trying to usurp those rights.

They also don’t tend to reveal how many reports they get of child molestation within military communities.

Psht. Let me tell you what it looks like when you don’t facially sweat. Red. Bright red. I wish I did, just a little, so that people at the gym didn’t stare at me like I’m some kind of freak.

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.