leighalan
leigh alan
leighalan

I just feel actively bad all the time

Sometimes when I snap at my kids, I’m like “I regret how I handled that.” And that’s pretty much the same as shooting up a pizza joint because you think there are sex slaves in the nonexistent basement.

OMG I’VE NEVER SEEN IT

More like Slaytanists!!!!

...her husband of one season, Mike Shay.

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

Every time Kellyanne Conway speaks, a bird flies into a window.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

Fuck you for making me look this up.

I hate it when casinos and girlfriends ruin men’s lives like that.

I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.

If I ever get to meet Pop, I’m going to ask for his autograph.

nah

Turning away is what got us into this mess, my bruh.

“Honest question” sure turned into gaslighting us and explaining why we’re wrong and not allowed to have our emotions rather quickly, didn’t it?