I once responded to a post on Kinja while hiking in the woods. I may have a problem.

Somewhat related: my brother and I also received genetically engineered water frogs in the mail when we were kids! We wanted a dog, but my parents were not ready for that shit, so they bought these frogs from some company in Florida when we were in elementary school hoping to appease us.

Nature? Hiking? Away from my computer? No thank you.

At first I thought that you’d be ordering thousands at a time and was stoked. I would totally throw them all in my backyard and pretend that there are seasons where I live. But this is beyond stupid.

How do I get this job tho.

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

This is where i would hide when my kids were small. With wine.

I gave birth once. Never again. Getting an episiotomy without anesthesia was the exact opposite of “magical”, lol.

I have a pixie with a side bang. My hair will never be below my shoulders as long as I draw breath. #PixieTilIDie

“Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face, and make you look childlike and sad, all at the same time.”

See, I am that person who isn’t sure I would do it all over again. Really. I love my son, but I was hospitalized 6 times, threw up for 8 months (even during labor), lost 15 lbs even though I had a child that was 8.5 lbs, had post-partum depression.... I just don’t think pregnancy is for me. Which is why I only had the…

She does have health issues and will probably lose her uterus as a result of this pregnancy. You don’t like her, okay, but pregnancy is no walk in the park.

As an infertile, I give her props for keeping it real. This whole Mother Earth, every time I puke it is awesome narrative only hurts women.

Man, preach Kim K! I’m only 8 weeks pregnant and this shit sucks. I feel hungry, I eat, then I feel like shit. I think maybe it’s better to just be hungry, then I feel like shit. I am in a perpetual state of feeling like shit. I also can’t poop. Which means not only do I feel like shit, but I’m full of shit. And when…

And, what are the best for women 5’10 and taller? Don’t bring me any of this 28 inseam garbage.

And, what are the best for women 5’10 and taller? Don’t bring me any of this 28 inseam garbage.

Yes, but the rules are different.

I think a little hyperbole is allowed sometimes.

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Well.... because of stuff like this. It’s amazing how fast the birth rate drops when women (mostly) have autonomy over their own reproductive choices, rather than having a system based on not-so-educated-guesses about women being the weaker sex.

I debated whether to say this or not because it’s not exactly relevant but I think it deserves shouting even though it’s a bit of a stretch. My Great Aunt got pregnant in the 60s out of wedlock and desperately wanted the baby. However, she was living with her parents at the time and they used a combination of…