Ah, Uncle Joe. Your inability to toe the party line is what convinced Obama to put up or shut up about gay marriage, so rock on.

When I was 18 I was living in Austin. I got really, really, really drunk at a burning man fundraiser. An older guy that was in my friends group was supposed to drive me home. I woke up at his apartment and my pants were missing. I went to Planned Parenthood and got a free STF screening and free Plan B that afternoon.…

omfg women get so pissy when male chauvinist politicians want to make life or death decisions for them.

I’m actually kind of glad Warren isn’t running. We’ll need a strong candidate in reserve for the 2020 election if someone in the Republican clown car wins, and I can’t think of anyone who fits the bill better. By not running this time, she’s in much better shape for that contest.

I’m so exhausted by people shitting on monogamy. I don’t shit on your lifestyle choice, don’t shit on mine. And enough with the straw men. Monogamy isn’t imperative, we never said it was. You do you and STFU about it, for the love of god.

This is a very problematic topic. For example, if you have two people who both agree that they will marry but will be comfortable with some straying within some specific parameters, then hey! Go for it! I do believe that traditional marriage isn’t necessarily a one-size-fits-all thing.

- “Spending the Weekend on the Couch in My Underwear Browsing the Internet Mindlessly: The Motion Picture.”

I have no interest now that I know it’s not about the guy who walked over Niagara Falls. My dad knew that guy because he practiced in front of his casino. Dad said he was a nice guy and used to visit with him.

I have the same thing but I call it the floor.

Ehhhh, I don’t really care? I only have a limited number of sports bras and if they’re all dirty, that’s an easy excuse to skip my workout. Better to re-wear my gear and get the miles in than skip it and be chubbier than I am today.

Underpants, socks, t-shirts - yes. Wash after 1 wear, because ewww.

Duct tape them to the walls, that’s my plan.

That’s what it boils down to the first year of their life. They’re not dead? Good job Mom/Dad.

my mother HATES IT when I use the word “vagina”

I can’t think of a single reason to clean out my menstrual cup or wipe away clotted blood from pubes my in front of my children.

Mmk so once I was flying southwest so it was the choose your seating which gives me anxiety because duh I have an anxiety disorder. basically once you have a seat you’re safe, in my mind. I choose the perfect seat and a girl with a carrier sits next to me but says nothing. a minute later I start to feel a little…

If you have to ask, you don’t want to know.

I used to be in the laughing group but depending on the circumstances I’ll blot. It’s not even to save calories, just because I find it unappetizing. I don’t want the pizza to be dry but puddles of oil sitting on it is far more off-putting to me than appetizing.

Take THAT, all of you people staring at me in the Costco food court!

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…