“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

My word, reading your article after reading the “Ask Jane” shitshow this morning is like night and day. Your advice is (as always) spot on, caring, and relevant. I enjoy every one of your articles immensely.

This is not, in fact, the evil laugh… but instead the well-earned Chortle of Godly Vengeance, as we boldly smite the heathen wrongdoers with the ringing, vorpal blade of our terrible swift sword.

I am really, REALLY hoping he’s got shit on McConnell and Ryan.

Oh yeah I see his regularly with people on local news Facebook stories. You know, the salt of the earth REAL Americans. Their take is that this story is all a bunch of hooey because WHERE’S THE PROOF? I don’t see any proof of this so it’s all obviously made up by Hillary and George Soros. As though Joe Schmoe from New…

Mueller is going to have such a difficult job because of GOP obstructionism, but I am cheering for him like I have never cheered for anyone in my life. I want him to annihilate them.

Yeah but, that cat is from England. They have like, metric years or whatever.

The thought of someone trading in a rare misprint for a copy of an in-print, mass-produced record really makes the former record store employee in me FURIOUS

Yeah she wants that sweet sweet rape money! Police Always believe women. It’s not like there’s been case after case of men not being charged or sentenced to a slap on the wrist and the town punishing the victim or anything. Just lots of sweet sweet rape money.

“As soon as there’s any chance of Mueller taking any action that will actually pose a problem for Trump, Trump will fire him. Sessions has already made it clear that he’ll do it when asked, and Congress has made it pretty clear that they will support Trump as well.”

Also, in addition to this bill apparently making the problems worse for parents of a child with a birth defect (quelle surprise!) the whole problem with the “Jimmy Kimmel Test” is that tends to be implicitly grounded in the philosophical idea that health care should be distributed based on who “deserves” it.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

That letter is fantastic, my favorite sentence was “I see your gaslight and now raise you a scorched earth.” Bring. It. Amber.

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;

Haven’t we had enough of “both sides” this year smh

At 14, you know better.

None of those words, NONE OF THEM, should ever be put together like that ever again.