Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

Wait, wait... back up the truck. EB White was the White of Strunk & White? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

It took me literally 40 years of my life to get to a point where my phone, purse, sunglasses, and keys are all in the same places every time. I get home, keys and sunglasses go on the ledge where the mail lives, purse hangs over a kitchen chair and my phone lives in my purse unless I’m charging it, which I normally do…

WE ARE NOT A SPECIAL INTEREST GROUP. WE ARE 51 PERCENT OF THE GODDAMN POPULATION.

We have a climate change denier running the EPA, so yes.

Are we seriously so low that the head of the CDC not being anti-vax is worthy of mention? Do we have a flat-Earther running NASA?

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

Ooh, fluffy shag rug sounds good.

This kind of chicanery takes considerably longer than their normal way of processing orders (regardless if “proper” establishments do it as a rule). If it was common, in the long run this kind of thing can eat into revenue because of the excess consumables (plastic tubs) and decrease in average orders/hour and would…

so to increase the graduation rate, they’ve decided to essentially make it harder to graduate

Well, that’s just stupid.

I think Muller should interview him (on TV?) and preface every question with “Now, I know you’re not smart enough to get involved with the Russians by yourself, so I’m sure Flynn, Manafort or Kushner were the brains behind this, but can you tell me why ...” or “I don’t think you deserve any credit for the ingenious…

You’ve never heard of Schrodinger’s entrepreneur? She’s responsible for all her company’s success, and also has nothing to do with her company. She really can do it all! Amazing.

I thought that was weird too, but I think it’s a clue that somewhere there’s a Democratic President right now. We just have to get to that timeline.

I’m waiting for him to strangle a toddler on live television, only to be told by Fox News and congressional republicans that it was no big deal and demands for an explanation as to why are democrats trying to politicize toddler strangling, and because he’s the president than he gets to strangle any toddler he chooses.

we should be a complete laughing stock by this time next week.

Then how do you explain the countless young black or brown children who truly believed that they were or should be “white” but the world won’t just let them? Like, at 3, putting a towel on their heads for their long flowing locks. Staring at the mirror just KNOWING their nose and lip size were “wrong”?

Disallowing responsible men and women to be foster parents (based on sexual orientation) won’t be that bad for Texas. There’s what, 40 or 50 children in Texas’s foster care system? It’s not like there are meth and opiod problems sending parents to jail, and Texas’s highest maternal death rate in the developed world…

I just go with “assholes”.

I don’t know if we’re the best example at the moment