But will it have crank winders, no touchscreen, an AM/FM/HAM radio, 2-door, long bed, and a manual transmission? If not HARD PASS.

How else are they going to validate your TPS reports unless they stand in your cubicle, Bill?

Skeleton is like bobsledding, except that instead of ridding in a safe cozy car, there’s no car and you’re the bobsled.

People are scared. A new, killer disease that you can’t get tested for. Yes, there are tests; but the rules for getting it done are beurocrasy at its finest (health care workers who treated known infected and have symptoms are being denied).

Star just for making remember Mary Ann. Ginger never had a chance with Mary Ann on the island.

19k for a clean restored Mach 1? I’d hang that fat rear end around every corner I could for a sub $20k Mustang. I mean, it isn’t a 60s Stang, but at least it isn’t a Mustang II. Nice Price!

I still cant get get over that this was our family car growing up (actually, a yellow ‘72). I still remember my mom driving me to school. Still one of my favorite cars.

“ Trump told audience-goers: “I don’t know if this is a fact, but she had a horrible social media account. She’s, I guess from what I hear, a very strong woman, a very dominant person, so she can get people to do whatever she wants,”

Virtually any self propelled manure spreader should work

Too many windows, and he got rid of the dead hooker storage unit.

This is the stuff of serial killers. 

Glorious

That is really cool.

Balls to the wall racing right there

Wait a couple years Elon. While you are charging Teslas this way

That’s referred to as “Hanlon’s razor.” It goes like this:

That Hunter S. Thompson “Song of the Sausage Creature” article in Cycle World back in 1995 played at least a bit part in my purchase of a lightly used (1500 mile) 1995 Ducati 900SS a year or so later.

3, 2, 1, until singing YouTubers Bassey up that song that sounds like it’s dying.

This one isn’t as good as Adele’s theme from Skyfall, is MILES better than that bloody cheezefest from Chris Cornell (RIP) that sounded dated the minute it premiered, but can never touch Duran Duran’s View To A Kill.