Conan, sic balls!

A modern Sisyphus...

Dad?

Hold on, I found the original software renders...

Well, he did finally out-ugly the Aztek...

Or... we just give Simone and her friends a buttload of cash to chop some T3 utes for us.

Umm, yeah

and he can lick it, white paint does have that certain sweetness...

And now to further ruin your dinner, Guilfoyle is older than Melania...

A girl’s gotta have her standards.

‘I call it being self-partnered.” does just sound like another euphemism, doesn’t it?

Giant mutant dung beetle.

That whole family is a Force to be reckoned with...

or Lisa Ann in "Nailin' Paylin"

C’mon, when a trumper choad like Gaetz defends her more vociferously than you, Nancy, it’s time to ride into the sunset.

“What else do you keep in that bag”

“Football players are hot for roughly the same reason, except their girth is not vertical but horizontal”