No, you’re right to feel that way, but that’s part of the problem, the justice system is supposed to exist a step removed from the human desire for revenge (or and admittedly this is troublesome on the flipside for mercy in some sympathetic situations)— if you don’t remove passion justice is way too capricious and…

I think of it this way: in the US, we have to do LOTS of appeals and so forth to try to make sure we get the right guy (and even then get some wrong). During these appeals, the victims have to come forth and testify over and over again, reliving the worst moments of their lives.

There’s tons on it here!

Yeah, exactly. That is one of the many reasons I am completely opposed to retributive justice and the death penalty. I think it is normal for people to feel that way, but the law is supposed to be above that.

That’s the point of the ideology of law, though, right? That law is a higher order than personal anger, hate or judgement. The law is theoretically supposed to serve above the whims and desires of an individual person. My rage wants the death penalty. My heart wants it to have never happened in the first place. But…

Yeah.

First off, you shouldn’t feel awful for having opinions. What you feel is a very very common thing, even among liberals. Many people think the death penalty is wrong, but they still feel like in some cases someone can do something atrocious that they deserve to die.
I do not personally agree with that. I am personally…

‘... and then all the kids say ‘thanks, Meat Bat!’ and Meat Bat flies away on his skateboard.’

Ziggy’s sext lecture about the cloud should be included in this! Married sexts for the win!

Oh, it’s amazing how you can regret. I haven’t had a pleasurable moment since I undertook it.

Aberforth, is that you?

No. I say “toilette” and “serve your damn self”.

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

I like to send awkward sexts because I’m horrible at dirty talk.

One of the first texts I remember receiving from Mr. VonQueso: “I would hump the shit out of you.”

It’s just him being a fucking bully and it is not fucking cute. That was low hanging fruit.

I actually felt bad for Paris Hilton when Letterman did that. I think she was an easy target and I’m sure that they had gone over what was going to be discussed in the interview and Letterman just went rogue and blindsided her. I know it’s easy to laugh at Paris Hilton and it’s not like her life is hard or anything,…

Oh, that’s not Alison Brie in the still shot? :(

I don’t understand why people lose their shit when it’s announced that Hollywood is remaking another originally mediocre movie. This is the same reaction people had when Total Recall was made, when Robocop was remade, and when it was recently announced that Point Break was was being remade.