Ha your daughter sounds chill! I'm glad your sexting mishap didn't damage your relationship

What happened next?!?!?

Caveat: acceptable if she gets her tits out and jiggles them around.

Do you also say toilet and serviette?

That kid is cheating at thumb war. It’s using its whole flipping hand!

Yeah you're right, her behaviour in that was disgusting. It’s not that I feel sorry for her per se, it’s more that I don’t like the attitude of showing off about being smarter than such an easy target. Like, Congrats on being smarter than Paris fucking Hilton, but surely you can do better than that?! (Him, I mean, not…

Exactly! Being smarter than Dappy from NDubz isn’t something to show off about tbh. I think you mean British humoUr though :p

Yeah don't get me wrong I did find it funny and generally like Simon Amstell but sometimes I felt like it was just mean for the sake of it rather than actually because the person earned it... Other times they totally deserved it and/or actually wanted the buzz like you say.

This is too old for screenshots but got told by a guy that he would ravage me. I think he meant ravish...

It always leaves a bad taste in my mouth when people do this - it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I don’t know if you ever saw Never Mind the Buzzcocks (not sure if it’s a thing in America) but sometimes they would be so bitchy to these really young, usually female pop stars... It’s like, you’re punching down, stop…

Off topic but I love your username and 100% agree. They rule our house for sure

She definitely deserves some recognition for that green dress from atonement. It totally suited a small chest

At first I thought these two were romantic leads and was all ready to be ANGRY... But this looks cute.

Keira Knightley is going to be pissed

Cue cries of ‘but, historically, the little mermaid was white’

I see your food stains and raise you guinea pig urine. #glamorous

Ugh that sucks, poor animals! Poor Laika :(

Wot, nothing about the surprising election result in the UK last week? Thought the gossip mags would be buzzing with it

I wish it had been my plan all along. That would make me pretty awesomely sneaky. Although I think the actual space dog died up there....? So not the best role model for me

Oh and I know you've been here a while! I'm a longtime lurker.