“The other bad girls — bad women — the ones who like to be naughty, might go out and play and get hurt, and then, you know ...”

Stacey Dash is a horrible human who has nothing but scorn and contempt for other women who don’t live up to her arbitrary standards.

Yeah, I think we can put our minds together and replace pageants for other competitions that create opportunities for education. They shouldn’t be rationalized solely on that premise. You wouldn’t justify a pageant celebrating the perfect shade of brown on Africans because of the prize. Let’s stop doing it with women.…

It should matter less because we’re just a few years shy of 2020 and some women think that competing for absolutely nothing else but who is groomed the best, looks best on a stage in a garment made for swimming, and Hair is still a good thing. It’s not. It’s fucking stupid and not the best message to send to young…

Want to mention that Camille is Catholic and was once considered the most beautiful and most desired African American Catholic girl in all of Maryland. That’s her background, and I cannot imagine what must being going through her brain.

I thought the sad face was because someone had vandalized her car with stickers.

It’s just you. You’re in an ABC family christmas movie in which you’ve switched lives with someone who only speaks Spanish (because you were rude to a Spanish speaker this morning when you passed them in the parking lot and said something moderately bad about immigrants). So now you only speak Spanish and you're going…

Ricky Gervais is a prick but he's not wrong.

Oh, celebrity gossip I can participate in! Tyga (the real one, real instagram account, all confirmed) sent rather inappropriate instagram messages to one of my coworker’s 14 year old sister. We had a big “NO STOP NO” chat with her, and she stopped responding which caused him to lose interest.

She’s from the old school method of consent. The belief is that a little consent (drinking alcohol in the presence of a man, wearing too little clothing, going into the territory of a man alone) is the same thing as consenting to EVERYTHING.

Wait I’m sorry $100 USD is dirt cheap to you and we’re spoiled by price?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA A+ would read again

Knowing how seriously Colombia and Venezuela take these things, it’s like taking away someone’s gold medal at the Olympics, or someone’s Oscar.

this makes me so uncomfortable to hear about, i cannot even watch the video. i’m cringing so much.

My bf and I could not get over that botched apology. He really can’t wrap his mind around the word “Philippines”. It just keeps giving him trouble.

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

I love how she says “lose the uniform” when her collection is all giant, shapeless tops... which is pretty much the updated fat girl uniform.

Look on the bright side! If you’re tanning your skin that often, you may not have to worry about getting leathery or old.

Swampwater to me is a mix of lemonade and tea. A mix of soda is a suicide (b/c you don’t know if sodas mixed in a way could have turned it to poison).

There’s a restaurant in my town that will serve you swampwater if you ask for it. Swampwater is basically all the sodas mixed together. It was always the first thing I asked for at this restaurant. And when I was wee, my dad had me convinced that if I drank my swampwater fast enough, I might be able to catch a glimpse…