Thanks. I needed this today.

I cannot take all the credit. Rob Bricken wrote the funniest questions. I cannot stop laughing at "Aren't the sharks at least as much victims of the sharknado as humans are?" That is pure Bricken.

I must have been 13 when I rented this on VHS, I thought there was something wrong with the tape so I returned it and rented another copy the same day so I could see the end... Guess the joke was on me.

Yub yub.

I think it's quite possibly, unless...I was watching the documentary 'Almost the Truth' a little while ago, in which the four remaining Monty Python guys talked about their work and stuff. They either supported or disapporved of this claim, I can't remember which one it was, but I think they supported it.

What every episode looks like to me

Best episode ever!

And this is when I escape.

The fans who complain about this kind of thing are the ones I call "Sansas."

A very bold comment.

Finally, a novel from a supervillain's point of view! If only those inferiors would realize the obvious correctness of my ideology, I wouldn't have to kill so many of them! Let all beware who oppose the Omnipotenders!

So what you're telling us is that FDR had his own Batcave underneath Grand Central. I love it.

Libertarians using The Internet is funny.

Radical libertarianism you say? Kudos to io9 for posting reviews of children's novels now.

If you've never done CPR on a live person, let me say this: it is terrible. You will crack ribs. You will hear the ribs cracking. You will be convinced that you are doing more harm than good. And yet, somehow, you are actually helping. Insane.

I've been pronouncing it as "Jiff" the whole time, and I'm one of the people of America. So not all of us were wrong.

Ah, makes complete sense now! I always knew it was pronounced Jizmodo.

I was more than ready to send my resume, but then I saw "New York City-based". Dreams dashed... sigh... I'll just continue as a commentor instead of a commentator.

Now that your rose is in bloom ...