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LOL TROLL

...the unfortunate fact that its fuel economy ratings place me somewhere on the environmentalist watch list between “baby seal killer” and “guy who throws away entire piece of paper when there’s only a small mark on it.”

“DANCES WITH WOLVES”?!? “WE WILL SIOUX YOU”??? “SITTING BULLSHIT”???

It doesn't depend on context. Nope, nope, nope. Always offensive.

Dude, unless you're British and referring to a cigarette or an old-timey dude referring to a chopped piece of wood, it's always a slur. Calling someone "fag" is always derogatory.

Actually, I never have! But all you need to do is hop on an online multiplayer game, too.

Yeah, ok sure. Some teens have to "grow up" and mature faster than others. Sometimes things happen to force you to face yourself in the mirror and change what you see.

At the time, I was like 15, and I was like "Yeah, I'm trolling 'em!" They're like "No, you're not. You're not trolling anyone. You're being a dick." And I was like "Damn, dude. Fuck. He's right."

Put a lock on your account and make it so no one can call in about your account—at all. They can't call in, they can't even get your first name, they can't get the first digit of your account number, they can't call in about any issues. Once you have your ISP setup, call those motherfuckers every day until they do it.

I wasn't talking about the sweatshirt. The sweatshirt was in poor taste, but at least a bit more understandable (TLDR: I agree with you). This blanket/tapestry thing is literally unbelievable. Do hipsters at UO even know what the Holocaust is?

Seriously. The amount of people this had to go through to make it to the store... It's mind boggling no one said, "Hmm, this reminds me of something..."

One anti-vax opinion I'd never heard before until recently was from one of Larry Wilmore's correspondents. He said that as a black man, after learning about the Tuskegee Experiments as a child, he will never trust shots mandated by the government. It was the one and only anti-vax opinion I didn't have any answer to

OHHHHH PLEASE LET THAT BE TRUE

In the last 10 minutes I think I've starred approx. 80,000 of your comments. And now that I've found out you've posted a Holy Grail gif, well.... you're officially the greatest person ever.

I want to steal this and tweet it over and over and over and over.

I get your point – that it's the "I'm SENSITIVE to gluten" people, the health nuts, the obnoxious ones they are catering to.

Not for people with celiac disease, bro.

I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT THIS

It's not hype, yo. I have 2 family members with celiac disease who are the happiest people in the world right now after learning the Girl Scouts would sell gluten-free cookies.