Seriously! How can they call it Polly Pocket when it doesn't even close up to fit in your pocket anymore?

When I rushed a sorority back in 2001, I was shocked to hear how much money dues would cost me. RIDICULOUS, and now all this just makes that whole culture worse, and perpetuates the "rich people get special treatment" attitude.

THAT IS THE BEST MEME IN THE HISTORY OF MEMES.

Me too! Have a (free) high-five!

Yes, it would.

Empathy and compassion are not traits to be ashamed of or indicators of weakness or gullibility. They are, in fact, crucial to real growth, maturation and emotional health. You deserve them as well, and I hope you will learn to extend them to others, and especially to yourself.

Had your attacker not attacked you, had your attacker been more of an empathetic human, had your attacker not wanted to abuse anyone - these are the things you should be saying rather than "had I not enabled them." The only way the incident in question simply wouldn't take place is if your attacker decided not to…

If every person who had experienced abuse looked at the way you did we would have no services, there would be no literature, or community to help people move on. There would be a generation of hard people saying, "I dealt with it, so you can too and without my sympathy."

after she and her boyfriend, nonmurderer George Zimmerman

I mentioned to my husband how awesome I thought it was . Hair of that strength and length seems like it would be heavy, but hot damn that woman is a ball of gorgeous.

THANK YOU. What a dick.

To this I say, "EXCELLENT" since the world has too many penis-shaped everything already.

Goddamn she is rocking that pixie.

Tom Cruise is suing In Touch for running a cover story about how he abandoned Suri; during a videotaped deposition that was part of the suit, he admitted that he went 110 days without seeing her after he divorced Katie Holmes. Whose fault is it? Tom's? Katie's? Scientology's? Literally no one knows. Ho hum.

Yeah, I don't disagree with that. I don't blame my mom at all.

Why do the two have to be mutually exclusive? And by the way, if you just fucking google the words "Jezebel India rape" you get a bunch of articles that Jezebel has written about the awful, horrifying gang rapes in India.

God, she is stunning. Do your thing, girl.

I don't give a flying fuck what Miley does, but it needs to be deemed "okay" by society only if women of color can act the same way and be told that they are just "being 20" or "going through a phase" rather than being "ghetto" or "in need of rehab".

SERIOUSLY.