To this I say, "EXCELLENT" since the world has too many penis-shaped everything already.

Goddamn she is rocking that pixie.

Tom Cruise is suing In Touch for running a cover story about how he abandoned Suri; during a videotaped deposition that was part of the suit, he admitted that he went 110 days without seeing her after he divorced Katie Holmes. Whose fault is it? Tom's? Katie's? Scientology's? Literally no one knows. Ho hum.

Yeah, I don't disagree with that. I don't blame my mom at all.

Why do the two have to be mutually exclusive? And by the way, if you just fucking google the words "Jezebel India rape" you get a bunch of articles that Jezebel has written about the awful, horrifying gang rapes in India.

God, she is stunning. Do your thing, girl.

I don't give a flying fuck what Miley does, but it needs to be deemed "okay" by society only if women of color can act the same way and be told that they are just "being 20" or "going through a phase" rather than being "ghetto" or "in need of rehab".

SERIOUSLY.

It's all non-white people saying Miley is the queen of cultural appropriation.

And high five to Jezebel for actually writing something positive about white people! Yay!

My mom, who grew up as a ballerina and a dancer and has many, many gay friends, told me once when I was in college that people who say their bisexual are just afraid of coming out as gay, and that all bisexuals are just gay. It wasn't until recently I realized how wrong that is, even if some gay men and woman while…

Fuck all people, and fuck high school. You win. You're a badass, and I love you. It takes guts to stand up to teachers - I did something similar in my freshman year Theology class (I went to a Catholic school) and told him that he was A) wrong about people committing suicide going to hell, B) wrong that babies who die…

Nope - some of the girls got dehydrated!

I'm one of those parents who swore my daughter would never be in princess stuff, and low and behold, I'm buying her princess stuff. I hate every minute of it. But she likes it, and I'm not going to force her to buy Star Wars stuff and Legos if she doesn't want to. The only thing I can do is make sure she understands…

Or both:

Thanks for sharing this. I'm so sorry for what you've been through. But it's nice to know that this scene/show hasn't made it worse for you - in fact, quite the opposite. I kind of felt that way during the gang rape scene in the first episode - that it was horrible to watch but I was happy it was being shown because…

Just when I think this show can't get any more fucked up....

I have never been so happy to record this show on DVR and watch it 20 minutes after it started. When that scene came up I was like, wait... what is she...? No, she's not... no, yes, yes she is and.... OHNONONONONONO NONONO!!! And then I fast-forwarded. Thank you so much for the DVR, DirectTV.

EWWW, are you serious? She's marrying Brady? So. Nasty. Is right.