I don’t like mods, but I want to be in on this meme, so I’d like to suggest the Mercedes-Benz G-Class. It has been battle-ready from the factory for 38 years!

I truly wish that progress was that effective, but none of these cars are as good as a ten-year-old S-Class.

I truly wish that progress was that effective, but none of these cars are as good as a ten-year-old S-Class.