That new grill is like some mouth breather who got beat up in jr. high.

Yes.

It’s a neat job for sure.

“Drilling a square hole”?

Those are some nonchalant sonsabitches there. Also, having swung a hammer like that for long periods, I don’t envy that job at all.

Gary needs to get protools and work on his editing. That glitch at :57 ruined the whole thing.

It's really nice that Zuck is out touring the great country of Africa.

“think they’re in the Tour de France and will ride three-four wide uphill.”

I’ve noticed a recent trend here on Jalopnik where the articles are longer and more in-depth, think David Tracy’s frameless mid-sized trucks, and this, and Torch gets to do whatever he wants. Is this a directive from your new overlords? If so, chapeau to Univision.

There’s a special spot in my heart for an Audi I5. I bought an ‘89 5000 Turbo Quattro in ‘04. Drove it for a while and traded it to a friend for a ‘72 Les Paul Custom. I traded that guitar for an Orange AD15 amp, and traded the Orange for a ‘67 Gretsch Fury 2x12 piggyback combo. I have no idea where the car is now,…

The E31's styling was crazy though, compared to the rest of the lineup. This render just looks like a 7er bar of soap, so pretty much like the rest of the models.

A shove ain’t nothin’ but a punch with your torso.

“Who doesn’t want a manual BMW 1-Series hatchback with (American) unicorn status?”

My hillbilly neighbor has two, TWO, second gen Monte Carlos, both faded shitty blue, both with muffler deletes. One of them has a swiveling driver’s seat. That one is usually hooked up to the shitty boat that probably doesn’t float yet is still covered in algae and moss.

If you have had some Sunday afternoon whiskey drinks and kind of squint and blur your vision it kinda looks like an M2 Gran Coupe. Whether that’s a good or bad thing, I couldn’t tell ya. I think it’s the belt line. That and it looks like it has a relatively short wheelbase in the gif.

“540"

“Vogel’s whole dang seat came unhinged”

When I look at it I feel like I’m out with a friend having a few and made a “joke” about why his marriage failed and it hit a little too close to home and he won’t confront me but you can see his face change when he stares back at his bourbon and then I feel bad because I can see it hurts and I wish I could take it…

“get the names two solid criminal defense attorneys into your contacts. Stop reading and go do this now.”

The E60, even in M trim, is not a good lookin’ car, not that I’d kick it out of bed for eating crackers.