I spent my college days with RR. I’ve moved on in the last decade and change.

Great. Now I want to drink a zombie in hollowed-out pineapple.

That man was a fucking beast, and did more for American cycling than anyone previous or since. Is he an asshole? Undoubtedly, but goddamn that dude could ride a bike. I certainly wouldn’t be a roadie now if not for Lance.

It differs in that I’m not a writer. But if someone’ll pay me to ramble incoherent nonsense while drinking on the job, I’m game. It works for Torch, right?

So just semi-functional alcoholism? Count me in; I’m already there.

Illegitimi non carborundum. High Life is for my life. Who needs 8% ABV IPAs? If I want to catch a buzz, well that’s why baby jesus invented gin. Cold beer is there for refreshment. I spent the first half of my career as a cook-then-chef, and after ten or twelve hours of frantically trying to do the work of three…

This guy has great information, especially for people who know just a teensy bit about what’s going on and want to know more. He is content is good. I just hate his voice more than anything else in life. (If you’re reading this, sorry. You’re really doing a good thing in the world). It’s like the micromachine man was…

Those wheels are halfway between Style 67s and 135s. I love an E46 as much as the next guy, but I didn't expect to see that on a Karma.

The first few I saw, I thought thy we're hilarious and refreshing. After that, it was just a bunch of low effort jokes about penises.

I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit here. Besides the fact that motorcycle racing already exists, if anyone in the professional peloton was caught with a motor their sponsorship is gone. Period. Especially when these teams are factory sponsored, ie Trek, Cannondale, (the short-lived) Bora-Argon 18, not to mention…

Dear god I hate this guy’s voice. His videos are almost as bad as Regular Car Reviews.

Ballanab sounds like a second-teir lieutenant in the Uruk-Hai army.

Seeing that you all are going to have lots of free time coming up, what say you head over to Michigan and fix all of Tracy’s cars so we don’t have to share his misery when he starts his next job?

To each his own! From Countache (ne’er before seen angles) to Diablo (still more aggressive than anything out there) to Murci (retains the cocaine styling and still looks like a Lamborghini) is fine, but then the Aventador strikes and it’s a bag of doorstops. The Aventador is probably the most Lamborghini looking…

The whole front fascia is more P1 than 12C. I have to put myself in the “12C looked better crowd,” but I tend to dislike exaggerated swoops and angles, ie Murci>Aventador, F430>458. Or maybe I just like whatever car was one generation ago.

If I spend $350,000 on a cigarette boat it’s sure as hell isn’t going to have outboard motors. Then again, I don’t have $350,000 or a desire for a boat.

Z5? You mean Z5 ///M35i or optional Z5///M35iX-Drive. Wait. That doesn’t work. Odd numbers have four doors. It’s clearly not a 2 or a 4 or a 6 or a yet-to-be-built-8er (isn’t the M7 a coupe?), so the only clear option is going hexadecimal here, using the same nomenclature as they would normally, but this time going…

False. Le Mans Blue is Best Blue.

Because science!

Maybe he was on a long drive with nothing to think about.