Remember the good old days when we thought it couldn't get any worse than Bush.

I'd trade all my worldly possessions to have a President Super Dave than this bullshit.

I'm loving alternative facts. They've changed mah life. I'm not cheating on my wife. I'm practicing becoming a better lover. I'm not balding, I'm expanding my foreheads coverage area. I don't drink too much. I'm reducing alcohol availability to minors in my area. Shit, I just realized this is spin. Alternative facts …

that's a double win and I'll tell ya why. scratch the ticket once, dorito crumbs all over the ticket, gotta scratch again. Two for the price of one. boom.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a patriot.

Laffy Taffy FTW

Sharknado 7: Rents Due
Sharknado 9: Tara Reid gotta eat, ya know?
Sharknado 13: let's just release the animatronics at this point

Revenge of the Fifth = hangover

Sharks in a Closet

Slap chop guy!

I'm surprised Trump hasn't appointed Ian Ziering as fema head because of his former sharknado experience. Cause he knows the best people.

Sharknado 5: UnFINished Business

So your complaint is that these stories have an arc? Things going good then going bad is the plot of everything from the bible to star wars to ernest goes to camp. I'll keep my eyes peeled for the 30 for 30 on the unremarkable guy on the unremarkable team who did unremarkable things in an unremarkable time and then…

I just gotta throw ESPN and 30 for 30 some love. I know it's hip to hate anything "sportsball" related but most of doc's are very good. It's easy for some sports documentaries to get boring or cliche but, for the most part, they pick great subjects and get it right. And ESPN doesn't get a whole lot right.

NBC Exec: "I like how the NFL abuses their athletes and robs them of any post career livelihood but can't we do more damage with less integrity for cheaper?"

I'd hate to label any art as unnecessary but… well…. I guess if it starts a conversation….

I think it's safe to say they don't have a script.

I don't believe Mindy Kaling is a lead. She has proven she can get write a funny script and get laughs as a supporting character. However, when it's her vehicle it seems to stall a lot and doesn't go very far. That's no attack on her as a person or anything but whether on her own program or even in an Office that…

I think Neal Young has forgotten more about rock music than we'll ever know.

Dos is spanish for poo.