“ I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They’re much more in need of solace and they’re fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.”

Corn Kid reminds us of a time in our lives when something brings us great joy, even if it’s something simple as corn on the cob. We may love corn on the cob well into our adult years but we lost the childlike wonderment and innocence of enjoying it.

Does your Dad fall asleep right after deciding what the entire family is going to watch, only to wake up when someone changes the channel too?

I do, but one time I had a bag break at the bottom and (thankfully) smalls bits of garbage came out. Since then I been doing the lifehack above.

You’re right. Better to get the corn dry first, then add butter, then cinnamon. It’s going to be a few months before I can use my oven for baking though, my apartment gets warm during the summer.

For a second I read that as creating Freaks and Geeks AND The Twilight Zone. Got my hopes up and clicked the article and now I’m sad.

That sucks about not being able to watch “that weird stuff” growing up. At least now you can watch some of those shows on disc or streaming.

When she would say OMG.

The reason the average age of the CW viewer is 58 is all the Generation X geeks who didn’t have Arrow, Batwoman, Black Lighting, Flash, Legends of Tomorrow, Stargirl, and Supergirl, etc as TV shows growing up. 

“You all right! I learned it by watching you!”

the big holes, I do know what you mean. thank you for clarifying.

What grater did you use?

When I make breaded chicken cutlets, I’ll leave the packets they came with the plastic wrap off to the side. Any leftover breadcrumbs get dumped in, tray rewrapped and the whole thing goes in the garbage. No crumbs in my trashcan.

You and Claire should start an article series ‘Girls Gone Corn’ :P Could you melt butter in a skillet, adding the corn and cinnamon, stir to coat for 10 minutes?

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a rumor about a prequel tv series about Martin Blank’s time as a contract killer.

As long as we get one more dance number

That was pretty much my reply when my parents asked why I did it.

Starting this November 2022, TikTok challenge of wearing two hearing aids and blasting death metal through headphones.