“which relies on Q amount”

Agree, peanut butter M&M’s are the BEST!

Retire them, along with big wedding, engagement parties, baby showers, and all other events that have gotten WAY out of hand.

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

Unfortunately the bikes you’ll find at estate sales won’t be anything you’d want, unless you like chrome, tassels, and oil all over your garage floor. 

2020 needs more of this.

I can’t see my feelings anymore.

Definitely a lot of Accord Coupe in there. 

Syrup and chicken juice?

Fun fact: CTC Churros has less sugar than regular CTC.

Don’t let children boss you around. Get your trash cereal.

To be fair, I will take a sprawling shithole over a packed together like sardines shithole every time. I don’t love Houston, but I HATE NYC.

nice wink

I would have been down for this though.

That’s Admiral Windsor to you!

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?

pink slime is meat, just has the living hell processed out of it.

Cool, but what advantages does this Wrangler have over, say, a train? Which I could also afford.

Some people need to spend less time on the internet.