If you eat coronavirus tainted chicken without cooking it, I’m sure you’ll catch it. But the bright side is that you’ll probably have time to recover from the salmonella you caught before you show symptoms of covid.

shit, I already freak out about frozen chicken touching anything...

I like their approach, fuck Apple and their creepy cult fanboys.

I liked “Cloud Bread” when it was in its non-disgusting form: angel food cake.

Right. Engineers are busy driving the train.

yeah, but most of them skipped medical school. 

For the first eight months or so, you basically got it to be a DVD player (which to be fair, was a stupendously awesome bargain to grab a DVD player at that price that would eventually have awesome video games too). It took until the following summer with Gran Turismo 3 to be the first real million-plus-seller “you…

Aren’t LEGOs the hugely obvious thing here? What person at what age can’t enjoy LEGO?

Jeep: “but did you die?”

I mean, the Trail Rated badge doesn’t say how much Jeep you’ll have left at the other end of the trail. xD

People tend to respond better to ads featuring people looking happy. You wouldn’t want to buy a salad kit if the person looks sad eating it.

Why are there no pictures!?!?

She is starting to look a lot like her war criminal friend, George W. Bush.

Said it before and I’ll say it again, I like my tires’ aspect ratio how I like my retirement communities, 55 and up!

Said it before, will say it again. Sidewall=good. The more sidewall, the less of those forces transfer into the car. Yes youll lose some handling, but for a daily driver? More sidewall. 

I won’t be sad when TikTok gets cut. There’s not a sodding thing on it worth saving anyways. It’s only been fertilizer for annoying songs and harmful challenges.

Call me crazy, but I was always fond of the first-generation Neon badge. Cheerful like the rest of the design, without verging into cutesy.

Lancia: