I would spend all my time in the show room. Protecting my car from snotty hands and aggravate the salesman that this is my car, my car, mine! Then on their lunch break I find the keys and take my car. Driving through the glass show room... which I forgot to find a key to open that door :P

As a big fan of the Original 90's NSX, I have to say this new NSX is growing on me. I kinda like it.

Looks like that Corvette isn’t going anywhere. Chained to the floor. Yes I noticed that before the woman. Whether im proud of that or not, I’m not sure :P

I read his comment in Hank Williams voice. Grand ‘ole opry stuff right there :)

Still a better win than this guy.

Available soon next to the head gasket and coolant sealant at your favorite auto parts store!

2,000mg of evil a day keeps death away.

If there was only a manual.

*Appliances

I had a LEGO gear stuck in my nose once. After a minute of panicking I stuck a LEGO axle up my nose to connect the gear and out it came :)

Grey Poupon color with dark wheels would of worked better.

“Is a cheap Miata still a good Miata?”

A bad hair day is the least of their problems.

On demand weight saving :D

I never seen that one. Great commercial

A mini-van to match my minivan :D

Literally drink your pain away.

Shoot ‘em all and let god sort them out :)

I CC what you did there.