Only if it ends with the woman wanting nothing to do with you because you’re a creepy creeper creep who thinks that just because you’re buying a woman things means that she owes you sex or lewds.

Leisure Suit Larry? I mean it’s not sexy. And it’s definitely not good. Wait, what was the question again?

It’s a fair point. This virtual sex game does seem awfully regressive in some of its attitudes. 

Serious kudos on the phrase "whap their baps out" it really just nails the tone in a satisfying linguistic way. 

Ran eight miles this morning. Physical activity has little to do with my distaste for this specific game, or the myriad issues attached to it.

But, hey, maybe read a book or something.  ;)

It also sells much better as ‘lust dust’ than when it was packaged under the more honest name of ‘pube dander.’

I...

I’m almost at a loss for words here.

Almost.

The idea that women are some kind of mystical creature that require knowledge of the Stygian abyss to understand is a myth that has been perpetuated by men of all types, in all groups, since time immemorial.

A particular subset of gamers, however, have found a way to…

The defence category is kind of failure as a concept. They’re just DPS you don’t generally want your teammates to pick.

It might be worth actually playing the character before prematurely determining that she’s essentially a palette swap of another character.

I spy a JETPACK CAT

Someone complaining Kotaku isn’t covering enough games? Must be a day that ends in a “y”

If you’re suffering from depression, isolation, or any other situation that makes you feel as if it’s not worth getting up in the morning, please know you are not alone, and there is help. Please, reach out; your life is worthwhile, and you are worthy. Don’t ever forget that.

This video (and others like it)…

Thanks for the clarification. They must fall off the same tree.

I didn’t do it for views. I get views. I did it because I thought I could make a positive ripple on the internet.

So I am a 35 year old man, and my aunts and uncles no longer give me gifts. However, this is a fine time to tell the story of when I was a child in December of 1991. My extremely devout and religious aunt actualy got me this:

“gerus”

“I was obsessed with gerus and I still am,” he confirms during our call.

I loved ME:A. I thought it was a triumph in many ways with just a few problems here and there. I also agree that ME1 is an absolute mess. A few years ago I spent my summer (hs teacher) replaying through the original trilogy. ME1 was difficult to fully complete, but I powered through knowing how much they improved…

In all fairness, Andromeda wasn’t bad

This isn’t any more weird than wearing N7 armor in FFXIII-2. This may actually get me to play the game again for the first time since competing the Prompto episode.