And every hotel room comes pre-stocked with someone on the edge of ODing.

I started taking it about a week and a half ago. My doc didn’t mention the side effects but when I was googling waiting for my fill I saw agitation, aggression and nightmares listed. Those are also the side effects of existing in the modern world so I shrugged.

TBH, no- I was hoping that she was a wreathing mass of snakes from the clavicle down.

Hey There Champs, It’s Coach McFeely. March is foot health month, so I’m going to need you all to send me pictures of your feet so we can be sure our school is free of hammer toe and corns. Thank you for your cooperation. 

Only when the headline begs for it.

I’ve got zero curiosity about a toy that costs significantly more than the home I cannot afford to buy.  A shiny bauble that our society has the same value as nineteen years of a minimum wage workers toil. Sorry.

That’s good to hear. We were planning on visiting the Disney parks which are closed through mid-month, and figured temples and museums would probably be closed as well. We have to make our decision by the end of this month so we’re waiting and watching.

I’m supposed to be in Japan mid-April. Not worried about getting sick, but I am nervous that everything will be closed. Hope your trip goes well.

Yeah, I like Clairvoyants. TBH, it sounds like what I was hoping Sleater-Kinney x St. Vincent would have been.

Yeah. I’m working on my boat right now (just put on the last coat of bottom paint a few minutes ago) and I’m down down to three masks. I’m taking it as a sign to wrap up the projects and just go sail. 

A friend is a beer distributor and brought by that Hoppy Refresher one time a bunch of us were hanging out. It was a seltzer that the seltzer drinkers didn’t care for and a beer that didn’t satisfy the beer drinkers. I don’t know who it is really made for, especially since it isn’t cheap. 

Hey now, the pumps on the inflatable David Bryne suit failed but she didn’t have time to change costume. 

Kim K by Rob Liefeld

It’s because their brains are fully poisoned by living in a white supremacist society. They literally don’t believe they are racist because they’re ‘nice’ people, and that anyone who brings up race and makes their thinky bits hurt, or god forbid- their conscience tingle, is the real racist.

It’s cool. I’m 100% in the tank for Sanders and sometimes disagree with Michael’s conclusions, but he always has a point (and facts to back it up.) Let’s save our powder for the pundits talking completely out of their asses to carry water for the status-quo and the never-trumpers who want us to nominate a moderate…

Ugh, seeing what N95 masks are going for have fun keeping in cartridges. 

Those bikes aren’t even in the same strata. It’s like you’re comparing a Hyundai Elantra and a Dodge Hellcat.

63mph on that scoot probably isn’t fun. Motor is probably screaming and the suspension floaty. Sucks that the Lite is capped at 30, because 45mph is kind of the sweet spot for an urban commuter.

Never done that on a bicycle but I’ve felt the death feather on a snowboard.

That’s my other gig- Valhalla Tours. We cater to white people who are ‘suspiciously’ into Norse shit by taking them out on a viking longboat and sinking it somewhere west of Iceland.